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excuse me kind sir, have you seen my hat and boots?
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The boy who cockblocked. The cockblock who lived.
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if you watch a pregnancy backwards its about a she monster that absorbs a child through her vagina and keeps it in her uterus for nine months absorbing its nutrients and then a man puts his penis in her and sucks up the remains
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Sometimes,
I just want to break down and tell you how much I miss you and let you know how badly I want us to be friends again. Remind you of all the fun times we had, of how much we make each other laugh, of how well we understand each other. I just miss having you in my life. I miss being able to talk to you. But then I realize if you really missed me too, you would make an effort.
And you never do.
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